not sure if praying to die is very effective. odds are god won't kill you and you just feel more down because of concentrating on negative feelings.
life is short enough anyways, no reason to opt out before the time has come. you'll die soon enough, so start focussing on the life you got and make it a good one.
new york city's rabbi yehuda levin, who recently blamed the murder of an eight year-old boy on the passage of same-sex marriage, says that yesterday's earthquake expressed god's great disgust with gay activism.
"one of the reasons that god brings earthquakes to the world is because of the transgression of homosexuality.
the talmud states, 'you have shaken your male member in a place where it doesn't belong.
makes sense...
shaken your member?
i am wondering if it is possible to completely forget our jw experience after a long time, and live life as if we have never been one.
no memories, no bitterness, no meeting up with ex-members, nothing connected to the jws in our feelings.. is this ever possible, could it ever happen, and how long possibly..
taking strong drugs or heavy drinking might be beneficial to accomplish this.
i love certain types of humor.
i seldom have a belly laugh from someone telling a joke.. i like observational humor.
i enjoy comedians that can take an everyday part of life and share their funny observations with us.
movies like "the big lebowsky". or "kill bill".
blasphemous jokes, especially when in "the simpsons", "american dad", "family guy" or "southpark".
for the past few years i have been asking people.
i have know(blacks) this question.
the results,.
human.
or bonobo.
let say noah did manage to get all the species into the ark... about half of them would have been predators and the other half natural prey.. are we going to belive that they went without eating for 40 days and nights?
or the ridiculous theory as the wt would have it that noah fed them nice tasty bales of straw which they happily munched on?.
and even if one of these two exhuses were true, when the animals were let out of the ark into a world now deverstated by a flood, then wouldn't they have continued eating eachother???
the numbers are a little off. no way was noah 600 years old. the numbers are off by at least the factor of 10.
so noah was in fact 60 years old and it rained for 4 days. noah started a fight with his neighbours, called them all evil and left on a little boat with two sheep. of course he was no navigator so he got lost and spent almost one month looking for land. he ate one sheep and saved the other one for the landing party (and some company).
but stories change over time... and at the time it did sound kind of stupid to say you were out on the sea for about one month with only two sheep.
many posts here often include parodies of theocratic words.
below are some examples:.
borganisation - organisation!.
rebel8 has a full list of all those words here: Apostate Dictionary (e-book)
examples:
Filthful and Disgraceful
Slavebugger
Kingdumb Hell
the awake about music was left behind and ended up at the break station... and one of the girls working was reading it and burst out laughing..... are these people serious listen what it says.... after listening to heavy metal music i abused alcohol and started using drugs......... they can't really believe that?
she asked laughing.......
love that "indian" with short cut hair and a red feather... how do you spell gay? (no offence to all the cool gays on board)
i've been seeing this woman who is very special to me for quite some time now.
there is only one problem, she goes to church every sunday and tuesday.
she keeps asking me to come and complaining that i don't even give it a chance.
listen to your inner voice. if it says "give it some time", give it some time. your inner voice most probably is right. for you.
...about funny revenge plots on the jw's?.
- dressing up properly, going to a random memorial where the people don't know you, and "partaking of the emblems".
- going to a random kingdom hall where the people don't know you, give a couple "real" jw comments to earn trust / cred., give a third comment that contains the "f" curse in it, then act like nothing happened.
they got wireless mics at my hall now. i had the fantasy to hack their frequency and utter some satanic verses in between their talks...
